幽默故事中英文对照 投稿:钟糑糒

 幽默故事中英文对照 New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pud…

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幽默故事中英文对照
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office
building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed,
lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model
stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, aced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end
of the line finally got his turn to make someone glad yesterday.句话也说不出来
Lucky Mother
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were
so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small
daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh
brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that.
She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, e manager, a Horse
A visitor from the city was annoying the farmer with his many questions. He
pointed to an animal in the field. 给关上了。
“把窗户打开,”第二位女士说道,“如果没有新鲜空气,我会被憋死的。”
“不能打开,”第一位说道,“如果它开着,我会被冻死的。”
一场争吵开始,没完没了,直到那位绅士开口:
“我们先让窗户关着,直到把这位女士憋死,然后再打开窗户,直到把这位女士冻死。那以后,这儿就可以恢复平静了。”
Can't Get Out
This was to be the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the
Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay
overnight. The next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight,
he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. Since he knew which hotel room
she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened.
Crying, she answered the phone and said, 地说.
“我也陪你。”
“我还要到地狱去告你。”
“我的代理人会奉陪的。”对方平静的说。
I Don't Know Her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,
passionately kissing.

 幽默故事中英文对照 New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pud…

 幽默故事中英文对照 New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pud…

 幽默故事中英文对照 New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pud…

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